AT THE GROCER'S

Mrs Ford went to the grocer's. She tell the grocer that she wanted butter, cheese, sugar and tomato tins. The grocer put her this things and then he asked her if she bought ther things. She answered that she wanted eggs. The grocer asked her if he will put the eggs at home. She said no because the man broke eggs in front of the door.

THE AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHER

A boy went to a photo shop because he did some photos. He wanted to have a film developed. The shop assistant said that it will be ready for that tuesday. When it was tuesday, the boy was eager. He went to the shop but he saw only 8 photos. He said that he did 36 photos. The shop assistant said that the others were bad. This 8 photos weren't very nice: three were almost white, three were almost black, one person was without legs, one person hadn't his head. He said that he was never a hotographer.