AT THE GROCER'S

Mrs. Ford went to a grocer's, saw the shopping list and asked some butter, cheese and some biscuits. The shop assistent asked her if she wanted other. She looked at the list and said she would also some sugar, flour and tea. The shop assistent put everything on the counter and the woman added she would a tin of tomato soup too. The man answered that he didn't have it and he had only tomato tins. Mrs. Ford asked him if the grocery shopping might be sent at home. She added she would some eggs too, but she said she brought them home because the delivery boy is carel and he have already broken eggs on the stairs of the house.

AN AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPH

I went into a shop and I asked if I had a film developped and printed. I asked what day would they be ready. The man answered me that they would be ready for Tuesday. I came back the next Tuesday and I asked my photos. I looked in the envelope and I saw that there were only eight photos when they should be thirty-six. I asked the shopkeeper why there were only eight photos in envelope. He told me I let the light in the camera probably so the photos weren' t successful. Well, I looked at photos: three were almost completely black, some were totally white and in the other my sister had the legs cut off and on the my brother's head grew a tree. Then I laughed and I said I will never be a good photograph.