DINNER FOR TWO

Max is a bachelor who lives in a small flat. His favourite hobby is cooking.
On a Sunday afternoon his sister Ann called on him. When she arrived he was in the kitchen like usual.
He invited his sister to stay to dinner and she agreed with pleasure because she was starving. She held on the lid of a saucepan and looked into it: Max had been preparing a Mexican dish for five hours. She asked him if he was expecting people for dinner because there was enough food for about ten people. He replied he wasn't expecting anyone and he was going to eat it all alone.