Our new secretary

When the telephone was ringing, the new secretary Miss Simpson was answering and a voice told her if it could speak to Mr Calder.

The secretary asked who was speaking and the voice said that at the telephone was Mr Bright.

Miss Simpson went to Mr Calder’s’ office  to inform that Mr Bright wanted to speak to him, but when Mr Calder heard the name of the one at the phone, he told secretary to told to Mr Bright that he wasn’t into the office.

Miss Simpson took the telephone and told to Mr Bright that her Sir told to her to say that he wasn’t in his office.

Two tramps and a dog

Two tramps were walking along a quiet road and a sorry-looking dog was following them.

Joe, the first tramp told to his friend that they haven’t any money for buy something to eat.

The second tramp answered him that they will find something.

The tramps saw a car that was coming towards them so they moved to one but the dog was staying in the middle of the road and the driver tried to stop the car uselessly because the car hit the dog and killed it.

The first tramp said that the dog was poor to get some many, the driver paid out the tramps when the second one asked whose was it dog.