12/12/12

GFedrizzi - homework 

 Our new secretary

When the phone rang, miss Simpson, the new secretary answered it and told to his boss, mr Calder, mr Bright was speaking to sell them new typewriters. The girl sayed that the men calle 5 times last week and twice the day bifore. She has always sayed they didn’t need any tipewriters and this time asked mr caldar what to answer. He told her to say that he isn’t in his ofice. The secretary told mr bright: “ sorry, sir, mr caldar sayed he is not in his office!”

Two tramps and a dog

Once, two sad, poor trumps were walking along a quiet road. A lonely dog was walking behind them. When they saw a car coming towards the, they move to one side, but the lonely dog stayer in the middle of the road. The car couldn’t stop, so it hit the dog and killed it. the driver came out of the car and went near the two tramps. He gave them 5 pounds for the dog and went away. One tramp sayed to the other: “ whose dog was it?”