Our new secretary

The phone rang and new secretary answered. A voice said: Hello, I’m Mister Bright. Can I speak to Mrs ...?”.  The secretary ran towards her boss and told him what happened. The boss said to tell lie to Mister Bright. The secretary said : I’m afraid ,there isn’t my boss now! And Mr Bright answered: He doesn’t want to speak to me!

Two  tramps and dog

Two tramps were walking in a quite road when a dog started to following them and while dog was crossing the road a fast car hit him. The driver got out of the car and ran towards tramps, he said:” I’m sorry! “ And he gave them  some moneys . The first tramp said: Who was that dog?