Our new secretary

In a office the new secretary, mrs Simpson, answered the phone, it was mr Bright and he wanted to know if mr Caldar (the boss of the office) needs some new typewriters. Mrs Simpson didn’t know wath answer to mr Bright so he asked to her boss who said to the secretary to answer that he isn’t in the office at the moment, in fact mr Bright rang up five times last week for know if he needs typewriters and every time mr Calder said to him that he don’t need them! So mrs Simpson answer to mr Bright that her boss said to say him that he isn’t in the office.

Two tramps and a dog

There were two tramps without money for buy food which were walking along a desert road and  a sorry looking dog followed them. A tramp had an idea for get some money; a car was was arriving very quick in front of them when they went to the other side of the street and naturally the dog followed them, but the car hit and killed it so the driver very sorry gave some money to the tramps to apologize because he thought the dog was theirs, but it wasn’t! Thus the tramps received money taken advantage of the sorry looking dag.