New Secretary

The telephone rang and our new secretary, answered it.  Mr Calder was calling to talk to Alan bright because he wants to sell us those new typewriters but Mr Calder don’t need a typewriter. So he said to the new secretary that he isn’t in the office, but the secretary said <<I’m afraid you can’t speak to Mr Calder now. Mr Calder says that he’s not in his office>>

Two Tramps and a dog

Two tramps were walking along a quiet road with a sorry-looking dog. They have had a bad day because they’ll find anything. Suddenly, the tramps saw a car really fast. The car hit the dog and killed it.

So, the driver thinking that the dog was the tramps’ dog, he took out his wallet and gave five pounds to the tramps.