Shop assistant: Can I help you?

Customer: Yes, please I’m a large size…..what do you have for me?

Shop assistant: I have a big black jacket.

Customer: ok let me try.

Shop assistant: Sure.

Customer: It’s wonderful I take this…..how much is it?

Shop assistant: £500.

Customer: So….It’s very expansive but I’ll take it.

Shop assistant: Ok.

Customer: I’d like to try on these shoes.

Shop assistant: Sure …one moment, please ….here you are.

Customer: thanks……do you have a black pair?

Shop assistant: No, I don’t ; but I have a blue pair.

Customer: No, I don’t like blue but thank you anyway.

Shop assistant: Not at all!